Toddler for hire
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hobbitdave while waiting for the bus with ias and the garklet after work today. Cue the following conversation after Dave left:
- garklet
- Why that hobbitdave?
- nmg
- Well, that's his name.
- garklet
- Where is hobbitdave going?
- nmg
- He's on his way home to see gnommi.
- garklet
- Why?
- nmg
- Because he's gnommi's boyfriend!
- garklet
- Why he gnommi's boyfriend?
- nmg
- Because they like each other a lot. That's why they live together.
- garklet
- *nods sagely*
- garklet
- I think they need a boy.
- nmg
- Pardon?
- garklet
- I think they need a boy.
- nmg
- What kind of boy? A little boy, like you?
- garklet
- Yes. They need a little boy like me.
