SFnal devices for child-rearing

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As suggested by hobbit_dave or possibly Hugo WINOLJ at our open house: stillsuits for infants. It's not that you necessarily want or need to recycle the material that exudes from every orifice, but that having a single tap for drainage would be very useful.

Also, forget Zero Point Energy as an SFnal power source. We really need to be harnessing all that waah-ing and all those flailing limbs.

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The garklet stopped peeing mid-change after his managed to pee in both his eyes during a single change.

As my now-dead grandmother would have said: that'll learn 'im.