SFnal devices for child-rearing

[nmg]

As suggested by hobbit_dave or possibly Hugo WINOLJ at our open house: stillsuits for infants. It's not that you necessarily want or need to recycle the material that exudes from every orifice, but that having a single tap for drainage would be very useful.

Also, forget Zero Point Energy as an SFnal power source. We really need to be harnessing all that waah-ing and all those flailing limbs.

Comments

[blue-condition.livejournal.com]

Splendid idea, I did once suggest a sort of septic-tank affair with leg-grommets and a D-lock so you could chain the little b*ggers up to something... ;)

[nmg.livejournal.com]

Chains are a bit passe. I'm planning on installing hook velcro across thresholds in the house that I don't want him crossing, with the corresponding loop velcro sewn to his babygros.