A novel injury

[nmg]

Today, I managed to cut my hand on an ice cube. Would I be correct in thinking that this is a fairly unusual injury?

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[nmg.livejournal.com]

In my defence, I'd like to point out that it was a cocktail-making accident. However, I was nigh-sober (only one small margarita down an hour previously), and I'd just managed to cook brunch for eleven using CUTTY-STABBY-KNIVES and BURNY-FIRE without injuring myself.

Anyway, forget spaghetti - I'm more likely to grate my fingertip off with the parmesan.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Whilst grating the parmesan, or on the parmesan itself?

Even if you did, the only possible response would be "Hard cheese".

[nmg.livejournal.com]

While grating the parmesan, on the grater. While I'm normally wary of prompting fate, I think that I'd be very unlikely to injure myself with a piece of parmesan.