Toddler Linguistics, part the nth
Apr. 21st, 2010 04:12 pmAn account of a conversation while waiting at bus stop with
ias and the
garklet:
garklet- My1 like coiley-wotey.
ias- What's coiley-wotey?
garklet- Coiley-wotey!
nmg- Colley Wotty?
garklet- Coiley-wotey!
nmg- What sort of a thing is coiley-wotey!
garklet- *pause* Coiley-wotey!
ias- He's making this word up.
nmg- Are you making this word up? Is this another silly word?
garklet- No, coiley-wotey!
ias- How big is coiley-wotey?
garklet- *looks confused*
ias- Is coiley-wotey big or small?
garklet- Coiley-wotey!
ias- He's just saying that! Stop saying that!
nmg- *has flash of inspiration* What colour is coiley-wotey?
garklet- Grey.
nmg- *thinks* What sort of animal is coiley-wotey?
garklet- He a woof, chase roadroader. Roadroader goes beep-beep!
ias- Aha! He's a wolf! You're talking about Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner, aren't you?
garklet- Yes, my like coiley-wotey.
nmg- That's Wile. E. Coyote. Can you say it after me? Wile E.
garklet- Coiley-wotey.
nmg- *sighs*
1. This is a persistent verbal tic that he's had for the last six months. My, how we've tried to cure him of it.