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This one is quite familiar - I did a variant some time ago:

Grab your nearest book, go the 123rd page, find the fifth sentence and type that and the two sentences after it.

The book is Joe Sacco's graphic novel Palestine; I'm equating a text box with a sentence and assuming that the order is strictly top-to-bottom and left-to-right (it would be rather hard to do this with some of my other comics).

Soldiers!

the kids are running

hurling stones over the bus

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This one is quite familiar - I did a variant some time ago:

Grab your nearest book, go the 123rd page, find the fifth sentence and type that and the two sentences after it.

The book is Joe Sacco's graphic novel Palestine; I'm equating a text box with a sentence and assuming that the order is strictly top-to-bottom and left-to-right (it would be rather hard to do this with some of my other comics).

Soldiers!

the kids are running

hurling stones over the bus

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Go to Wikipedia. Type in your birth date (but not year). List three events that happened on your birthday. List two important birthdays and one interesting death.

Events

Births

Death

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Go to Wikipedia. Type in your birth date (but not year). List three events that happened on your birthday. List two important birthdays and one interesting death.

Events

Births

Death

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As seen and responded to on [livejournal.com profile] jorune and [livejournal.com profile] mhw:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want – good or bad – BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

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As seen and responded to on [livejournal.com profile] jorune and [livejournal.com profile] mhw:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want – good or bad – BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

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List your six current favorite songs and then pick six people who have to do the same.

Always going to be a bit tricky. These are my six favourite songs as of lunchtime today. The list will have changed by the end of lunchtime.

  1. Johann Sebastian Bach, C-minor Fugue from Book One of the Well-Tempered Clavier (BWV847). The Bach that I'm most likely to whistle in the shower, closely followed by Variation 10 from the Goldberg Variations and the D-major Prelude fom Book One.
  2. The Troubadours of King Baudouin, Sanctus from the Missa Luba. A glorious movement from a beautiful mass, made famous by its use in Lindsay Anderson's If.... and finally available on CD. Make sure you listen to the recording by the Troubadours, since all the other recordings are inferior.
  3. The Specials, International Jet Set. A fine track from Coventry's finest.
  4. Blowzabella, Death in a Fen -> Bruton Town -> Our Captain Cried from the album A Richer Dust. Bagpipes and the hurdy-gurdy are much-maligned instruments that have an important place in British folk music, and I can't think of a single track that shows them off to such effect. Also chosen because Bruton Town is perhaps my favourite folk song, and one of which I have strong emotional memories.
  5. Billy Bragg, The Red Flag. A wonderful recording of this anthem set to its original tune, The White Cockade, rather than to the dirge-like Tannenbaum.
  6. Fats Waller and his Buddies, The Minor Drag. If I had to choose one jazz track, this would be it, an upbeat, exuberant instrumental recorded in the spring of 1929.

Passing the torch on to [livejournal.com profile] gnommi, [livejournal.com profile] elseware, [livejournal.com profile] sbisson, [livejournal.com profile] fire_kitten, [livejournal.com profile] meryc and [livejournal.com profile] hanacandi.

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List your six current favorite songs and then pick six people who have to do the same.

Always going to be a bit tricky. These are my six favourite songs as of lunchtime today. The list will have changed by the end of lunchtime.

  1. Johann Sebastian Bach, C-minor Fugue from Book One of the Well-Tempered Clavier (BWV847). The Bach that I'm most likely to whistle in the shower, closely followed by Variation 10 from the Goldberg Variations and the D-major Prelude fom Book One.
  2. The Troubadours of King Baudouin, Sanctus from the Missa Luba. A glorious movement from a beautiful mass, made famous by its use in Lindsay Anderson's If.... and finally available on CD. Make sure you listen to the recording by the Troubadours, since all the other recordings are inferior.
  3. The Specials, International Jet Set. A fine track from Coventry's finest.
  4. Blowzabella, Death in a Fen -> Bruton Town -> Our Captain Cried from the album A Richer Dust. Bagpipes and the hurdy-gurdy are much-maligned instruments that have an important place in British folk music, and I can't think of a single track that shows them off to such effect. Also chosen because Bruton Town is perhaps my favourite folk song, and one of which I have strong emotional memories.
  5. Billy Bragg, The Red Flag. A wonderful recording of this anthem set to its original tune, The White Cockade, rather than to the dirge-like Tannenbaum.
  6. Fats Waller and his Buddies, The Minor Drag. If I had to choose one jazz track, this would be it, an upbeat, exuberant instrumental recorded in the spring of 1929.

Passing the torch on to [livejournal.com profile] gnommi, [livejournal.com profile] elseware, [livejournal.com profile] sbisson, [livejournal.com profile] fire_kitten, [livejournal.com profile] meryc and [livejournal.com profile] hanacandi.

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The Triumph of International Socialism

It'll have its day again, I hope. We've not really seen true international socialism thus far, admittedly. Some of the aspirations of the UN come close, but it has been hampered by a lack of control over economic policy and the need to kowtow to certain national interests in order to get them playing at all, and programmes like the WFP have more to do with the effects of protectionism and subsidy and paternalistic charity than they do with redistribution per se. For socialism to be viable, it must be supported by the populace, which requires a degree of informed altruism that we've not seen in some time. Certainly in the UK, the main political parties regard the debate on redistribution-as-societal-good as a debate which we cannot have; the deplorable lack of interest or understanding in socialist ideals cannot be entirely be blamed on Thatcherite self-interest.

As I've said, I hope that International Socialism will rise again. If it does, I suspect that it won't come out of Europe, but out of the heavily populated countries in the developing world from grass-roots organisations such as the Grameen Bank.

The semantic web

This is a good one. The Semantic Web is a bit of an odd beast, both maligned and celebrated, sometimes by the same people. The first question you have to ask is which Semantic Web you're talking about. On the one hand, you have all of the refugees from the Good Old-Fashioned Artificial Intelligence community, with their theorum provers and expert systems. Mostly, these folk take a very top-down view (an ontology designed artifact that embodies an explicit agreement on common vocabulary made within a community) and are most interested in being sound (not making any incorrect inferences), complete (finding out all the correct inferences) and tractable (getting an answer before the end of the universe), not necessarily in that order. They're dominated by the theorists and the logicians.

On the other hand, you have the Semantic Web hackers. These people take a bottom-up view, in which ontologies arise organically from the actions of communities, there are no restrictions on which vocabularies you can use together, and you're not too concerned about consistency. These range from the Friend-of-a-Friend (FOAF) people (who use RDF and OWL, but aren't really bothered about completeness at all and only care marginally more about soundness) to the lower-case-s semantic web people, like the folksonomists and the microformats people. This latter group are quite vocal in their opposition to the Semantic Web because they don't see the need for the added complexity of RDF or the benefits that having a common data model with clear semantics brings you, but they're still concerned about making information on the Web machine-understandable, even if only in an ad-hoc fashion.

In short, this is a rerun of the "neat vs scruffy" argument that the AI community had in the 1970s and 1980s; it's no coincidence that some of the same people have cropped up in the SW crowd.

Which group is right? Well, they both are, and they both aren't. It's my feeling that the Semantic Web, when it becomes widely adopted (and I believe it will), will be a fairly messy affair with areas of local agreement. We're not going to see a seamless info-future of the type that Tim, Jim and Ora predicted in their article in Scientific American (which as far as I'm concerned made the mistake of selling some of the same snake oil that the agent community has off-loaded over the years), but a SW that consists of regions of agreement that support certain communities in certain tasks and have the properties of soundness, completeness and consistency, and some chaotic interzones between them where the main rule is caveat lector.

Dark chocolate or Milk?

Dark, obviously. I've grown to like the standard Green&Black's 70% (their 72% is a bit too bitter for me, as is the Lindt dark) and was disappointed when they changed their Maya Gold to have only 55% cocoa solids. I've a soft spot for the dark chocolate that Bendick's use on their bittermints, and have a small bar of Michel Cluizet Noir Infini 99% cocoa solids that I've been working on for years (you just can't eat more than a tiny amount at once).

If I have to eat milk chocolate, I'll go for a dark milk like G&B's milk. White chocolate isn't chocolate at all, but a smooth mixture of fat and sugar.

The best way to holiday in Reykyavik

Icelandair fly from Heathrow, which is a good start. Probably a good idea to buy alcohol in duty-free on the way out, unless you fancy horribly inflated local prices. If you travel outside Reykyavik, remember that the locals are fiercely protective of their moss, so woebetide you should you damage it.

The British university system

Exhausting. Chronically under-funded. Frequently meddled with for political reasons. Still seems to keep working, mostly.

We're going to see some interesting changes (in the Chinese sense) over the next few years. Tuition fees will dramatically change the relationship between students and universities, probably for the worse. On the other hand, changes in the funding model (the advent of full economic costing on research grants from UK research councils) will downplay the importance of HEFCE grant funding, and so also the hated Research Assessment Exercise. Combined with recent movements in academic publishing (self-archiving, and the requirement by UK research councils that research outputs paid for with public monies are freely available to the public), the research environment may become slightly less "publish or perish", but winning grants from pots of money that are allocated on a competitive basis (a beauty contest if ever there was one) will probably become the measure of academic success instead.

I'll give it a few years before I decide whether it is an environment in which I wish to continue working.

Cake

A good chocolate cake is very hard to beat, particularly when served with mascarpone, but I really like the damp lemon and almond cake in Nigella, or a sticky ginger cake with lemon icing.

Carrot cake has always left me a bit cold, I'm afraid.

[livejournal.com profile] ias, any idea what sort of cake you'd like for your birthday?

Roger Zelazny

To my eternal shame, I hadn't read any Zelazny before I attended Lunicon back in 1993, something which I've since rectified. Amber never really did it for me, I'm afraid, but I think that The Doors of His Face... is one of the finest short story collections I've read, and I've got a bit of a soft spot for the Sandow books.

What is the mysterious connection between all the answers to this poll?

There is no connection. Move along. <fnord>

The importance of good underwear for the modern woman

To paraphrase William Morris, "have nothing on your person that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful". A well-designed corset in an attractive fabric can be both. A thong visible above the waistline of your builder's-cleavage-displaying hipster jeans is neither.

The WWWC

A truly remarkable organisation. That they manage to get consensus between such a disparate group of interests is little short of miraculous, and the W3C staffers are as dedicated a group of people as I've yet to meet.

Looking back over the thirteen years that I've been using the Web, it's clear that there's room for improvement and places where the Web can be made a richer place, but the progress that has been made so far is very impressive.

Goodman's grue-bleen paradox

I remember this vaguely from undergraduate AI courses, and really ought to make sure this gets into the courses here as an example of why you won't find a common ontology that suits everyone, and how the static nature of terms really depends on who is doing the looking.

Fairground rides

A good rollercoaster is hard to beat, but I've got some extremely fond memories of the rides at Peter Pan's Playground in Southend c. 1985, particularly the Whiplash and the Wendy Glide (probably the world's most rubbish rollercoaster). For rides in temporary fairgrounds, I'd have to pick Hearts and Diamonds (or whatever you call the big spinning drum) or any big wheel in which the capsules can be inverted.

Transvestism

Whatever floats your boat, mostly, but I'd add that men are generally hard done by when it comes to fashion, and that if wearing frocks is the only way that men can get more flamboyant clothes then so be it.

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The Triumph of International Socialism

It'll have its day again, I hope. We've not really seen true international socialism thus far, admittedly. Some of the aspirations of the UN come close, but it has been hampered by a lack of control over economic policy and the need to kowtow to certain national interests in order to get them playing at all, and programmes like the WFP have more to do with the effects of protectionism and subsidy and paternalistic charity than they do with redistribution per se. For socialism to be viable, it must be supported by the populace, which requires a degree of informed altruism that we've not seen in some time. Certainly in the UK, the main political parties regard the debate on redistribution-as-societal-good as a debate which we cannot have; the deplorable lack of interest or understanding in socialist ideals cannot be entirely be blamed on Thatcherite self-interest.

As I've said, I hope that International Socialism will rise again. If it does, I suspect that it won't come out of Europe, but out of the heavily populated countries in the developing world from grass-roots organisations such as the Grameen Bank.

The semantic web

This is a good one. The Semantic Web is a bit of an odd beast, both maligned and celebrated, sometimes by the same people. The first question you have to ask is which Semantic Web you're talking about. On the one hand, you have all of the refugees from the Good Old-Fashioned Artificial Intelligence community, with their theorum provers and expert systems. Mostly, these folk take a very top-down view (an ontology designed artifact that embodies an explicit agreement on common vocabulary made within a community) and are most interested in being sound (not making any incorrect inferences), complete (finding out all the correct inferences) and tractable (getting an answer before the end of the universe), not necessarily in that order. They're dominated by the theorists and the logicians.

On the other hand, you have the Semantic Web hackers. These people take a bottom-up view, in which ontologies arise organically from the actions of communities, there are no restrictions on which vocabularies you can use together, and you're not too concerned about consistency. These range from the Friend-of-a-Friend (FOAF) people (who use RDF and OWL, but aren't really bothered about completeness at all and only care marginally more about soundness) to the lower-case-s semantic web people, like the folksonomists and the microformats people. This latter group are quite vocal in their opposition to the Semantic Web because they don't see the need for the added complexity of RDF or the benefits that having a common data model with clear semantics brings you, but they're still concerned about making information on the Web machine-understandable, even if only in an ad-hoc fashion.

In short, this is a rerun of the "neat vs scruffy" argument that the AI community had in the 1970s and 1980s; it's no coincidence that some of the same people have cropped up in the SW crowd.

Which group is right? Well, they both are, and they both aren't. It's my feeling that the Semantic Web, when it becomes widely adopted (and I believe it will), will be a fairly messy affair with areas of local agreement. We're not going to see a seamless info-future of the type that Tim, Jim and Ora predicted in their article in Scientific American (which as far as I'm concerned made the mistake of selling some of the same snake oil that the agent community has off-loaded over the years), but a SW that consists of regions of agreement that support certain communities in certain tasks and have the properties of soundness, completeness and consistency, and some chaotic interzones between them where the main rule is caveat lector.

Dark chocolate or Milk?

Dark, obviously. I've grown to like the standard Green&Black's 70% (their 72% is a bit too bitter for me, as is the Lindt dark) and was disappointed when they changed their Maya Gold to have only 55% cocoa solids. I've a soft spot for the dark chocolate that Bendick's use on their bittermints, and have a small bar of Michel Cluizet Noir Infini 99% cocoa solids that I've been working on for years (you just can't eat more than a tiny amount at once).

If I have to eat milk chocolate, I'll go for a dark milk like G&B's milk. White chocolate isn't chocolate at all, but a smooth mixture of fat and sugar.

The best way to holiday in Reykyavik

Icelandair fly from Heathrow, which is a good start. Probably a good idea to buy alcohol in duty-free on the way out, unless you fancy horribly inflated local prices. If you travel outside Reykyavik, remember that the locals are fiercely protective of their moss, so woebetide you should you damage it.

The British university system

Exhausting. Chronically under-funded. Frequently meddled with for political reasons. Still seems to keep working, mostly.

We're going to see some interesting changes (in the Chinese sense) over the next few years. Tuition fees will dramatically change the relationship between students and universities, probably for the worse. On the other hand, changes in the funding model (the advent of full economic costing on research grants from UK research councils) will downplay the importance of HEFCE grant funding, and so also the hated Research Assessment Exercise. Combined with recent movements in academic publishing (self-archiving, and the requirement by UK research councils that research outputs paid for with public monies are freely available to the public), the research environment may become slightly less "publish or perish", but winning grants from pots of money that are allocated on a competitive basis (a beauty contest if ever there was one) will probably become the measure of academic success instead.

I'll give it a few years before I decide whether it is an environment in which I wish to continue working.

Cake

A good chocolate cake is very hard to beat, particularly when served with mascarpone, but I really like the damp lemon and almond cake in Nigella, or a sticky ginger cake with lemon icing.

Carrot cake has always left me a bit cold, I'm afraid.

[livejournal.com profile] ias, any idea what sort of cake you'd like for your birthday?

Roger Zelazny

To my eternal shame, I hadn't read any Zelazny before I attended Lunicon back in 1993, something which I've since rectified. Amber never really did it for me, I'm afraid, but I think that The Doors of His Face... is one of the finest short story collections I've read, and I've got a bit of a soft spot for the Sandow books.

What is the mysterious connection between all the answers to this poll?

There is no connection. Move along. <fnord>

The importance of good underwear for the modern woman

To paraphrase William Morris, "have nothing on your person that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful". A well-designed corset in an attractive fabric can be both. A thong visible above the waistline of your builder's-cleavage-displaying hipster jeans is neither.

The WWWC

A truly remarkable organisation. That they manage to get consensus between such a disparate group of interests is little short of miraculous, and the W3C staffers are as dedicated a group of people as I've yet to meet.

Looking back over the thirteen years that I've been using the Web, it's clear that there's room for improvement and places where the Web can be made a richer place, but the progress that has been made so far is very impressive.

Goodman's grue-bleen paradox

I remember this vaguely from undergraduate AI courses, and really ought to make sure this gets into the courses here as an example of why you won't find a common ontology that suits everyone, and how the static nature of terms really depends on who is doing the looking.

Fairground rides

A good rollercoaster is hard to beat, but I've got some extremely fond memories of the rides at Peter Pan's Playground in Southend c. 1985, particularly the Whiplash and the Wendy Glide (probably the world's most rubbish rollercoaster). For rides in temporary fairgrounds, I'd have to pick Hearts and Diamonds (or whatever you call the big spinning drum) or any big wheel in which the capsules can be inverted.

Transvestism

Whatever floats your boat, mostly, but I'd add that men are generally hard done by when it comes to fashion, and that if wearing frocks is the only way that men can get more flamboyant clothes then so be it.

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Posted because lemmingry seems the fashion of the moment.

[Poll #507417]
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Posted because lemmingry seems the fashion of the moment.

[Poll #507417]
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Shamelessly stolen from [livejournal.com profile] mr_tom:

  1. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a nose for a nose. I don't know what the Hell that means, but it sounds brilliant.
  2. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw ****** pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
    Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  3. Do you know the meaning of propriety?
  4. Shoot it off! Shoot! With the gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
  5. Do you believe, Mr. Martins, in the stream of consciousness?
    The Third Man
  6. What would you have done if you were just getting out of the Army, if you'd been away from the real world for four years, if you weren't sure what kind of law you wanted to practice, and then one day you got a call from an old friend asking you to go to work for the President of the United States?
  7. How can they walk on these things? How do they keep their balance?
    Must be the way their weight is distributed.
    Some Like It Hot
  8. A young man trying to impress beyond his abilities. Too much spice. Too many notes.
    Amadeus
  9. Moon, American, Floyd, Heywood, R.
    2001: A Space Odyssey
  10. Bunch of savages in this town.
    Clerks
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Shamelessly stolen from [livejournal.com profile] mr_tom:

  1. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a nose for a nose. I don't know what the Hell that means, but it sounds brilliant.
  2. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw ****** pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
    Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  3. Do you know the meaning of propriety?
  4. Shoot it off! Shoot! With the gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
  5. Do you believe, Mr. Martins, in the stream of consciousness?
    The Third Man
  6. What would you have done if you were just getting out of the Army, if you'd been away from the real world for four years, if you weren't sure what kind of law you wanted to practice, and then one day you got a call from an old friend asking you to go to work for the President of the United States?
  7. How can they walk on these things? How do they keep their balance?
    Must be the way their weight is distributed.
    Some Like It Hot
  8. A young man trying to impress beyond his abilities. Too much spice. Too many notes.
    Amadeus
  9. Moon, American, Floyd, Heywood, R.
    2001: A Space Odyssey
  10. Bunch of savages in this town.
    Clerks

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