"Put down that wrench!"

Okay, you win. You've ignored my missives [*,*] on the fashion crime that is the wearing of badly-fitting Ugg boots. Go ahead and shuffle around in those sheepskin monstrosities - I won't complain any longer.

But for heaven's sake, lay off the gladiator sandals. They looked silly on Russell Crowe, and they look silly on you, especially the sparkly ones (swisstone will correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that the diamantarius is a proper class of gladiator).

No love,

Me